NASA: We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.
Alien: Hey humans, you sound nice.
NASA: Haha thanks. You should come over :)
Alien: Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.
NASA: Aww damn. SO what are you doing?
ALien: Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?
NASA: But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)
college tips
- do not take 8 am classes
- dont take 3 hr classes that only meet once a week
- sleep
- when u write an essay pick out the quotes/examples u want and write the essay around it
- email ur teachers and meet with ur advisors regularly
- quizlet
- TRIPLE CHECK YOUR ALARMS
- bring tupperware to the dining hall to smuggle out extra food
- dont wear your lanyard around your neck
- try to group your classes together in back-to-back time blocks. you wont want to go back to class once you get home
- STAY ON TOP OF YOUR HOMEWORK EVEN IF THERE ARE OPEN DUE DATES
- when walking on the sidewalk keep all the way to the right especially if your pace is slow
- yes, sometimes we can hear the music through your earbuds. we really don’t care or mind
- try not to eat a whole bunch after 10PM, especially fatty foods like pizza or lots of pop. you’ll get stomach aches in the morning
- nerd clubs are 100% okay and there are tons of students who share your interests with you, you just have to look
- take out the fucking trash
-if you’re in a completely silent library, be courteous of others and don’t blare your music through your earbuds PLEASE
-always sit by plug outlets
-enjoy your time off
-keep a log of all passwords and usernames for online homework (YOU WILL HAVE ONLINE HOMEWORK)
-get a planner
-geT A PLANNER
-GET A PLANNER
-USE the planner
-ps 8ams aren’t that bad if it’s not every day
me: *walks past a bird and it doesn't fly away*
me: I'm one with the nature
Message me one thing you want to know about me.
Here am i again, falling inlove to another person’s way of thinking :/ it shouldnt be this way
Really wanting to talk about the thing you’re obsessed with but your friends aren’t into it like
This is too real
Have you ever heard a voice that is the human equivalent of sex
This was one of the best days of my life. We just got in the car and drove with no destination or plans. We ended up spontaneously climbing a mountain and I left all my pain at the peak. I haven’t felt resentment since I got home. I think once you open your heart to the earth you can’t really feel anything but love.
Me to a 5 yr old: so how do you keep your skin so clear??
not now boner
me after i get my teeth pulled out
LMAO WHY DOES SHE NEVER SAY WORDS ANYMORE
